Can I have some cheese with this WHINE?

Once upon a time, I was super tired this morning. All I wanted was to sleep in... but I had to go to work. I was in too much of a rush to have a good breakfast. I started to back out of the driveway and realized I forgot my phone. After going back in for my phone and starting to walk out the door for a second time, I realized I forgot my keys. On my way back down the stairs, I tripped and fell and landed on my knees on the hard ground. I just laid there and cried.

Today just wasn't meant to be a good day.

Anyways, I started on of those daily blog prompt things a while ago, but it was a super lame one. So I'm trying again. I found this one through google, looks pretty promising:

1. What was the last piece of candy that you ate?
I had like 4 peppermints at work, ya know, the hard candy ones. Pretty tasty! Greg told me that's what he did to stay awake when he drove buses. It worked pretty well.

2. Do you "read" in the bathroom?
First of all, why is "read" in quotes??? Second of all, no, I’m usually not in there long enough. When I was younger, I used to read in the shower... Weird? It’s kind of sad, I haven’t really gotten into a good book in awhile. The latest book I tried to read was Sense and Sensibility, which was nowhere near as good as Pride and Prejudice. Disappointing. The last few books I've picked up (namely Sense and Sensibility and Eat, Pray, Love) just haven't piqued my interest enough to want to continue reading them. Any suggestions of good books?

3. I can't stand when people _________?
Oh geez... where do I start? Question things I say and act like I don't know what I'm talking about? Challenge me? Beat me in competitive games? Don't listen to me? Try to hard to be funny by saying what they think other people want to hear?

4. Do you do daily, weekly or monthly grocery shopping?
I’m kind of in limbo right now, and I haven’t really been doing any regular grocery shopping. However, in my normal life, I shop every Friday. Seriously, are there really people who go every day? What a waste of time! I mean, there are always gonna be little things you're going to end up needing to run to the store for, but really, isn't it so much easier to just plan ahead?